a condition that often strikes quietly and unknowingly; often discovered first thing in the morning when a person tries to speak, and all that comes out are squeaks and croaks.
pronunciation: ˈfat ‘lip
A natural phenomena that occurs when a young boys head strikes his mothers mouth. This very painful occurrence often results in strong irritation, sometimes anger
pronunciation: ik-ˈstrēm ˈthaŋk-fə-nessl
What a mother feels when her baby boy successfully digest, and then passes, a foreign object. Extreme thankfulness occurs when the foreign object was a latex balloon, which was never known to be in the possession, much less the mouth, of the child.
Yes, these all are about me, and yes, it’s been a rough day